Dickheads.
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9 Shocking Vagina Confessions
“I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.” From the secret-sharing site Whisper.
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Here's What You Should Eat For Breakfast For The Rest Of The Week
#MealPrepGoals
Enjoy these burritos every single day of the week and not worry about what you're going to make for breakfast in the morning.
Frozen Breakfast Burritos For The Week
- Bacon
- Sausage
- Baby Red Potatoes /quartered
- 1 Red Pepper /chopped
- 1 Yellow Onion /chopped
- Salt and Pepper
- 10 Eggs - beaten
- 1 Bag Shredded Cheese
- 1 Bunch Green Onions /sliced
- Flour Tortillas
- Parchment Paper
In a large skillet over medium heat, cook bacon (in batches if necessary) until crispy. Remove the bacon to a paper towel lined plate - leave to cool. In the same skillet - using leftover bacon grease (drain some if necessary) add the potatoes and season with salt and pepper. Once lightly browned add in peppers and onion. Cook until potatoes have browned and the peppers and onions have softened. Remove from pan and place in bowl to cool. In the same saucepan, cook sausage until browned and cooked through. Remove to a paper towel lined bowl. Finally, reduce heat to medium/low and pour beaten eggs into the skillet. Fold and stir eggs occasionally until cooked but still soft and moist. Remove from pan.
Gather cooked ingredients - having let them all cool slightly. Additionally gather flour tortillas, shredded cheese and sliced green onions (optional) and set them out on your table/workspace. To assemble the burritos, lay out a tortilla and start with a base of eggs followed by desired toppings and finish with cheese. To wrap, fold in both sides and then fold the bottom up and over all the ingredients. Roll up tightly. (If you find the tortillas are tearing, heat them up - a few at a time - for 20 seconds in the microwave before assembling). Wrap up in parchment paper and repeat with remaining tortillas and ingredients, customizing the burritos to your liking. Place the parchment-wrapped burritos in a 1 gallon freezer bag and place in the freezer to store for up to one month.
To reheat:
Remove the frozen burrito from the freezer. Unwrap from parchment paper and wrap the frozen burrito up in a damp paper towel. Place on a microwave safe plate and microwave for 3 minutes. Remove from microwave and rest for one minute before unwrapping. Remove the paper towel, serve with hot sauce, salsa, or sour cream! Enjoy!
We Had Celebrities Share Their Ghost Stories At The Spirit Awards
Because we should be talking about SPIRITS, right?
On Saturday, we went to the Film Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica where we talked to celebs about paranormal experiences...because SPIRITS, duh ?:
Some stars, like Jessica Chastain, TOTALLY believe in the paranormal:
Some like Retta have even had encounters with the spiritual realm — hers involved a television changing channels. Some Netflix & Chill involving a ghost, if you will:
Others, like Jacob Tremblay, are a little more skeptical about ghosts existing:
This Is What Happened Australians Tried Popular Filipino Food
“Looks a mess, tastes a treat!”
We got some clueless Aussies to try traditional and popular savoury Filipino dishes and... well... it didn't go down too well.
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Especially when the eyes of the prawns in sinigang were staring right at them.
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Peeling a prawn was a real struggle.
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The sisig was off to a great start, but got questionable when they finally bit into a pig's ear.
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I Went To A Japanese Maid Cafe And This Is What Happened
Sure, it’s a little awkward, but it’s also pretty cool!
Hi, I'm Ryan. I was in Japan recently and decided to check out one of Tokyo's infamous Maid Cafes. If you've never heard of one before, it's exactly what it sounds like.
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There about a hundred meido kafe in Tokyo right now. Most of them are in a neighborhood called Akihabara. Akihabara is the otaku or nerd district.
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The point of a maid cafe is to be as cute as possible.
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This is me being cute.
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Signs You’re Getting Old AF
“We’re gonna take it waaaay back, to an oldie, with Greenday’s Good Riddance.”
There comes a time when you really start feeling old. Here are some signs that you might not be so young anymore.
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Somehow, it's time for your 10-year reunion already.
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You're more likely to sip wine by yourself than you are to take a group selfie.
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You're familiar with technology that your co-workers have never seen before.
I suppose floppy disks could be used as coasters.
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If We Saw The World Like Donald Trump Does
Spoiler alert: It’s not a world you’d want to be living in.
Imagine if there was a very foggy, clouded, set of glasses that you could put on and see the world from same perspective the current presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, sees it from. It might look something like this:
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For starters, women would go from being equals in the workplace (and life in general), to objects.
And you might be a bit naive when it comes to realizing others opinion of you.
The friends who you used to to sit around a table and laugh with would become people you consider dangerous– solely because of their cultural background.
We Had A Woman Play F***, Marry, Kill With Her Husband And His Two Best Friends
It’s like The Dating Game except everyone knows each other and someone gets killed.
Welcome to the first edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill featuring Ned's wife, Ariel!
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The stakes were pretty high considering how awkward it would be for Ariel to accidentally choose to kill Ned, given the fact that they're married IRL.
Let the games begin!
In the first round, Ariel asked all the contestants the same question, "What is the one thing you would never want my parents to find out about you?" Their voices were altered in her headphones so she wouldn't know who was speaking.
We Tried Insane Fashion Week Makeup And It Was The Absolute Most
“I look like an Angry Bird.”
Every year, all sorts of crazy trends emerge from fashion weeks around the globe, but how realistic are they for every day style-lovers. The plebeians of Ladylike decided to take some looks and try them out for themselves.
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Safiya was blessed with the frosty white hair and bold AF black lip from Rihanna's star-studded show.
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People Of Color Talk About What Black History Month Means To Them
“James Brown said that every piece of music after him, you could hear a little bit of James Brown. That’s black history in a nutshell.”
We asked People Of Color (POC) to talk about what Black History Month means to them. Here's what they had to say:
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"Black History Month is important, because "it gives a more complete history of the United States."
"There SHOULD be a time that we celebrate it!"
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"I think of black leaders like Angela Davis and I admire them."
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"Black History Month is a reminder that people can overcome a lot of sad, oppressive history, and come out being big and beautiful and shine right through."
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These People Tried A Sensory Deprivation Tank For The First Time And Found Inner Peace
“I don’t know what my body is anymore.”
We had three curious people go to Float Lab to try sensory deprivation tanks for the first time, and here's what happened:
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A sensory deprivation chamber is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a sound-proof, pitch-black tank filled with extremely salty water, allowing the body to float in a void.
Float tanks are said to inspire creativity and reduce stress, depression, anxiety, and PTSD.
Some of the participants were looking forward to the healing properties of this experiment...
...While some were worried it was going to drive them crazy:
7 Kisses That Will Fire Up Your Makeout Sessions
“When you find your lover in deep repose, there is no better way to wake them up than with your throbbing mouth hole.”
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Twisted Thoughts You Have While At Work
*Stands up for presentation, draws a penis on the board*
Many of us daydream while at work. This video explores a few fantasies that would be satisfying, but completely unacceptable if acted out in the workplace.
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Dropping ANYTHING expensive on the ground is extremely tempting!
"That's a computer!!!"
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You could politely ask your co-worker to stop chewing loudly, or:
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Office romance is usually not very encouraged for some reason.
*co-worker overhears you muttering by yourself*
"What did you say?!?"
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Here's A Recipe For Chicken With Sun-Dried Tomato Cream Sauce That Is Clearly The Business
And super flavorful!
Chicken with Sun-Dried Tomato Cream Sauce
- 6 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs
- Salt and Pepper to taste
- 3 Tbsp. unsalted butter
- 4 cloves garlic, sliced
- 1 cup chicken broth
- 1/2 cup heavy cream
- 1/3 cup sun-dried tomatoes
- 1 tsp dried oregano
- 1 tsp dried thyme
- 1/4 cup fresh basil, sliced
Instructions:
1. Season chicken thighs with salt and pepper.
2. Melt 2 Tbsp. butter in a large oven-proof skillet over medium high heat. Add chicken, skin-side down, and sear both sides until golden brown. Drain excess fat and set aside.
3. Melt 1 Tbsp. butter in the skillet. Add garlic. stir until fragrant, then add chicken broth, heavy cream, sun-dried tomatoes, dried oregano, dried thyme, fresh basil and reduce heat to low. Return chicken to the skillet.
4. Bake at 400˚F / 200˚ C for 25 minutes.
5. Serve immediately.
Inspired by: Damn Delicious.
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What Would Be Different If Men Breastfed Instead Of Women?
“I’m gonna whoop your ass in the game, but I’m also gonna whoop you at pumping.”
Women who breastfeed in public have been the subject of a lot of controversy and criticism. We decided to imagine a world where men breastfed -- would they be the object of the same unfair treatment?
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If men breastfed, changing rooms might be a lot nicer and they'd have access to a lot more HD sports channels.
Careful of that baby when you're doing a touchdown dance, bro!
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Men wouldn't have to miss a minute of work to pump -- they'd just whip it out and pump right there in a quarterly meeting.
You go, buddy! Great TPS report this week.
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Milk competitions might spring up everywhere!
"Honey? Did you tell Jason that your milk could beat up his milk in a fight? That's not very nice."
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Turn Up This Weekend At Happy Hour With These Homemade Frozen Margaritas
Kicking off #TastyHappyHour right!
These homemade frozen margaritas are totally the perfect way to kick off Tasty's Happy Hour!
Make them and tag us on Instagram with #TastyHappyHour!
- 750ml (25 oz.) tequila
- 1L (34 oz.) limemade (lemonade can also work in a pinch)
- 2 cups (16 oz.) orange juice
- 3-quart baking dish (or similar container)
This recipe is super simple!
Combine the tequila, limeade (or lemonade), and orange juice in your dish, give it a stir, and then pop it in the freezer for at least five hours. Once it's frozen into a solid, you're ready to serve.
Take it out of the freezer and, using a spoon, scrape along the surface to pull up beautiful shards of frozen margarita (the motion is somewhere between scooping up ice cream and scraping off a car windshield in winter).
Feel free to play around with the ratio on this — it'll work with a bit less tequila and more juice, or a bit more tequila and less juice (whatever kind of party you're looking for). Salted rim totally optional. Enjoy!
Here's An Quick And Easy Dinner Recipe For A One-Pot Beef Stroganoff
Sure to create a bunch of happy and smiling faces.
We all know it can be a pain in the ass to get a quick dinner going for the kiddos after work. Well, BuzzFeedTasty is here to help!
- 2 Tbsp. of olive oil
- 2 cups of mushrooms
- 1/2 cup of onions
- 2 cloves of garlic, minced
- 1 lb of ground beef
- 2 tsp of paprika
- 4 cups of beef stock
- 8 oz of egg noodles
- 1/2 cup of sour cream
- 1 Tbsp. of cornstarch slurry
- Parsley for garnish
- Salt & pepper to taste
In a large pot, heat olive oil. Add mushrooms and season with salt and pepper. Add the onions and garlic. Cook until onions are translucent. Add the ground beef and cook until brown. Stir in the paprika. Add beef stock and egg noodles. Give it a stir and cover. Simmer for 15-20 minutes. Lower the heat, add the sour cream and cornstarch slurry. Stir until thickened.
Garnish with parsley. Enjoy!
Women Try Pooping For The First Time And Boy, Were They Surprised
“How do I know when it starts?”
We all know that women don't poop– how gross would that be?!?!?! LOL! We asked them to try it out and their reactions were PRICELESS.
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"Pooping" is something a lot of men are familiar with, but women less so– we never even talk about it!
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Some of the women didn't even know the right words to use!
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And when they learned what it was?? HO BOY!
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Your Weekend Brunch Plans Just Got Better With This Recipe For Cinnamon Roll Muffins
Get in the kitchen and whip these bad boys together!
Now this is how you please your S/O... make these for breakfast this weekend:
Cinnamon Roll Breakfast Muffins
- 6 eggs
- 1/2 cup milk
- 1/2 cup heavy cream
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 2 tsp cinnamon
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 2 packs cinnamon rolls
1. In a medium bowl, mix eggs, milk, cream, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and sugar.
2. Cut each cinnamon roll into eight pieces, and stuff inside a greased muffin tin. Pour batter in each tin about 3/4 of the way. If you pour too much, the tin will overflow in the oven.
3. Cover the tin and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, letting the cinnamon roll absorb the mixture.
4. Bake at 350˚F / 175˚C for 35 minutes.
5. Remove the muffin from the tin, top with icing and serve warm.
Medieval Times Knights Give Dating Advice
“How’s your knight? Do you need a new one?”
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Who said chivalry is dead?
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LINK: Special Thanks to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament
Men Get Drawn As Disney-Inspired Princes For The First Time
“I am the first gay, Cuban merman.”
Four men who have never felt well-represented by Disney were given the opportunity to be drawn by a Disney artist. Here's what happened:
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Disney is diverse, but there are still guys that have a hard time relating to their characters.
So, we had John Ramirez, a Disney artist, come in and turn some men into rad characters.
Australian Teens Taste Test American Gum
“This gum is like Leonardo DiCaprio… It’s not going to win any awards.”
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Enjoy This Healthy Cucumber, Tomato, And Avocado Salad
PERFECTO!
Now this is how you SALAD.
- 1 English cucumber
- 4 Roma tomatoes
- 3 ripe avocados
- 1/2 red onion
- 1/4 cup cilantro
- Juice of 1 lemon
- Salt and black pepper to taste
- 2 Tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1. Place sliced cucumber, tomatoes, avocados, onion and cilantro in a large salad bowl.
2. Toss with olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and pepper.
Women Get Badass Shaved Head Designs
Get ready to call your hairstylist after watching this video!
Women Get Badass Shaved Head Designs
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7 Animals That Will Restore Your Faith In Long-Term Relationships
If swans & beavers can make a relationship work…then maybe we can too?
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Chef Wolfgang Puck Made Chicken Pot Pie For Us And We All Rejoiced In Extreme Happiness
What’s there not to love?
Chicken Pot Pie As Made By Chef Wolfgang Puck
- 2 pounds cooked boneless, skinless chicken, shredded
- Salt
- Freshly ground black pepper
- 4 Tablespoons vegetable oil
- 4 Tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 4 Tablespoons all purpose flour
- 1/2 pound red-skinned potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
- 1/2 pound carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces
- 1 medium yellow onion, peeled and diced
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- Pinch cayenne (optional)
- 2 cups good-quality canned chicken broth
- 1-2 Tablespoons heavy cream
- 1/2 cup shelled fresh peas or frozen peas
- Approximately 1/2 pound frozen puff pastry, defrosted following package instructions
- 1 large egg
Melt the butter in a large, tall saucepan. Add flour and whisk to ensure there are no lumps before adding the chicken stock. Cook out this mixture for 5-10 minutes while continuously stirring. Check the consistency by dipping the back of a spoon into the sauce and running your finger along the spoon. You want the sauce to cling to the spoon and not run over the swipe you made.
Continue to cook and stir the sauce over medium heat until you reach the correct consistency. Season with the salt, pepper, and cayenne (if using). Taste the sauce and see if your sauce needs more seasoning. Next, add the cream and stir to combine. Then, add the shredded chicken potatoes, carrots, onion, and garlic to the sauce. Cook the vegetables in the sauce for two to three minutes. Transfer the filling into a clean bowl and chill in the fridge for one hour, or until cool.
Preheat the oven to 400˚F / 200 ˚C.
Roll out the puff pastry, using a bit of extra flour to ensure the pastry doesn't stick to your work surface. Use a bowl or plate about an inch larger than the dish you are cooking your pot pie in as a guide to cut out your pastry.
Carefully spoon in your chilled filling into your dish.
Break the egg in a small dish and add a tablespoon of water or cream. Whisk with a fork and brush this egg wash on the edges of your dish. Brush a little of your egg wash on the rim of your dish. Lay your pastry over the top, being careful not to stretch the pastry. Seal the edges of the pastry by lightly pushing it onto the rim of your dish to make sure it is secure. Then brush the top and sides with more egg wash. Place your pot pies on a large baking sheet and bake for 25-35 minutes. Bake until your pastry is a nice golden, dark brown and there are no more grayish raw patches.
Let cool for five minutes before serving.
Chef Wolfgang Puck is a world renowned chef that always amazes. In preparation for Sunday's Oscars, Puck made one of his signature dishes that he serves at the Governor's Ball.
This Spoof Of The Academy's Oscar Nomination Process Is Hilarious
“I just couldn’t connect.”
Many have criticized the Oscars' very, very white nominations this year. This video is about what the nomination process just might be like.
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After deciding that Creed star, Michael B. Jordan, is too young for the Best Actor In A Leading Role nomination, the Academy brings up Jennifer Lawrence as an option for Best Actress.
Of course, she's three years younger than Mr. Jordan, but who's counting anyway?
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After discussing the pronunciation of Compton ("Comp-TON?!?") in Straight Outta Compton, they decide that "It just wasn’t believable, enough...The point of a film like this is to convey the poetry of a journey."
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And what could be a greater journey than going to Mars and back in The Martian?!? That is, if we're going to compare imaginary scenarios with CGI backdrops to events that actually happened in a real place.
Wait–which movie are they talking about here???
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These Women Tried On Their Old Quinceañera Dresses And It Was Awkward
“Look, a barbacoa stain!”
There is nothing more beautiful than a Quinceañera, the coming-of-age celebration when a Latina turns 15 and becomes a full-grown woman:
However, trying to revisit that magical day by trying on your old Quinceañera dress can be quite a horrific experience.
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Jazmin wasn't particularly fond of the dress:
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Yessica compared it to THE BIG DAY:
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