If Cities Were Your Boyfriend

“Yeah…this isn’t going to work out.”

This is what it would be like if major cities were your boyfriend:

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Firstly, don't expect LA to be on time.

Firstly, don't expect LA to be on time.

"Sorry. Traffic on the 101. Ugh."

And Portland will certainly ride in on fixed gear.

And Portland will certainly ride in on fixed gear.

Las Vegas will probably bring a girl he met by the pool to dinner.

Las Vegas will probably bring a girl he met by the pool to dinner.

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