If You're Going To Eat A Salad, Please Don't Be THAT Salad Guy

It shouldn’t take you more time to mix the salad than to eat it.

Sketch comedy channel, ChurcHie GrEcoComedy serves up this perfectly relatable video about that salad guy. You know that guy... we've all had lunch with him (or her).

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Sure, it's perfectly normal and reasonable to want to mix your salad-bar creation up a little bit.

Sure, it's perfectly normal and reasonable to want to mix your salad-bar creation up a little bit.

Heavy emphasis on "a little bit."

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But please, don't go overboard. Leave the rhythm method in the bedroom.

But please, don't go overboard. Leave the rhythm method in the bedroom.

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WTF is this even supposed to do?

WTF is this even supposed to do?

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